Saturday, October 30, 2010

LOVE IS LIFE

Hi Friends... received an SMS,.....I thought to share it with u all...here is a draft of the same....read till last line..

_love is that when MOM kisses my forehead

_love is that,PAPA (Father) waiting for me,when I came late

_Love is when my sister,while doing my work says,"Jab mai nahi houngi to kaun karega tumahare kaam"(when I'll not b there who will do ur work)

_Love is that when my bro says,"Tujhe pasand hai,chal rakh ke main or khareed lunga"(u liked it,keep it for u,I'll buy another one)

_Love is that when my best friend says "Tension mat le yaar,Kuch nahi hoga,main hoon na"(don't worry,nothing wrong will happen....I am with u)

_that's d way where "LOVE IS LIFE"

SO MY HOUSE N LIFE BOTH R FULL OF LOVE BOCZ I BELIEVE IN SPREADING

WHAT ABOUT U????

LOVE.....Rgds Umesh Bhatt

Saturday, September 25, 2010

10 things men can learn from women

10 THINGS MEN CAN LEARN FROM WOMEN

10 things men can learn from women
Women can teach men a thing or two! Some celeb women tell us exactly where men can use the help, to make the world a better place to live in …
Lesson No. 1: Emotional quotient
They might call us overtly emotional, but that's one thing that adds meaning to life. Ace director Kalpana Lajmi says, "Men lack that maternal perspective. They can't see things the way a woman does, enriching every relationship with depth, a healing touch and compassion. If men learn that, then the relationship between men and women would be quite easy."
Suchitra Pillai, actor, says, “One thing that men should learn from women is to be more in touch with their emotions. This would include being aware of mood swings the partner faces. It would make questions like 'Are you upset?' redundant. Women can teach men by not hiding their own emotions.”
Rakhi Sawant, item girl, says, “Women have a lot of emotional strength. They can do a lot that men can't even dream of. It's wrongly believed that men are stronger than women. Whenever there is a crisis, it’s men get depressed, lose their confidence and approach their lady for comfort.
Lesson No. 2: Think about the other's pleasure as well
Now, this one goes for men who are obsessed with their own single-minded pursuit of happiness. Alka Pandey, author, Kamasutra for Women says, "Treating the other as equal becomes all the more important when it comes to your chemistry in bed. Men must understand that a woman's pleasure is as important as a man's."
Lesson No. 3: Endurance Well, you'll never tag us as constant cribbers once you learn this art, which we are quite good at.
Singer Shibani Kashyap says, "They might be physically stronger than us, but when it comes to emotional endurance, men still have a long way to go."
Mehar Bhasin, says, "Men certainly need to learn the ability to be patient in any situation ' be it workplace pressure, ego clashes, selfishness, pride, etc. Women take longer to react because they know that men are impulsive. She knows how to be patient in all walks of life. Be it a mother waiting for her child's results, a wife waiting for her husband to apologise for harsh words, or a girlfriend waiting for a commitment ' men need that inner patience to deal with trying situations."
Lesson No. 4: Respect woman
Guys, you better remember to dish it out otherwise you know where your relationship is heading!
Actress Mahima Choudhary says, "They expect us to respect their clan, while they can't even respect us. So, this is one lesson men should learn from women, particularly Indian men!"
Lesson No: 5: To multitask & balance
Now, this one's a hit! Most women would love their men getting into the multitasking groove just like themselves.
Actress Shefali Shah says, "Men can focus on just one subject at a time and that's so irritating at times. And to add to the irritation they either focus on cricket, work or buddies. So, I think they should learn the art of balancing it well."
Gurdip Kohli, TV actor, says, “A sense of balance is the biggest quality that a man can pick up from a woman. A man must discover the experience of trying to juggle personal and professional lives. Since I’m married now, I can see how important it is to achieve a balance between your work and home. Unfortunately, men don't really understand this, so they need to be more efficient at balancing priorities.”
Lesson No: 6:
Forgive This otherwise not so emotional breed will suddenly become the worst emotional blackmailers the moment they catch you on the wrong foot. They would either not forgive you and if at all they do, they'll make you feel guilty forever!
TV actress Tina Parekh says, "The day men learn to forgive and move on, there won't be any fights between husbands and wives."
Lesson No. 7: There's more to sex than just being physical
Well, all the women who have been there and done that would agree that men get into the act for the act's sake, while a woman gets into the act for sheer togetherness.
Sandhya Mulchandani, author, Indian Erotica says, "Women give their whole self to the experience, while men just consider it a physical thing. So, if men learn to get more generous when it comes to foreplay and let emotions seep in while having sex rather than getting anxious about performance, bedroom relations will be much better."
Lesson No. 8: Sense of commitment
It won't be wrong to say that men are almost allergic to commitment. Be it sticking to a job, a partner or for that matter anything, they need a great deal of perseverance to make up their mind.
Playback singer Alka Yagnik says, "Apparently, a man needs to learn everything from a woman ' with commitment topping the list. Women exhibit a higher level of efficiency in everything they attach themselves to. So, I feel a man can learn this 'sense of commitment' in whatever they do from a woman."
Lesson No: 9: Devotion
Truly, hopelessly devoted ? now, that's a tough one for men!
Director Tanuja Chandra says, "Women have this innate ability to be generous when it comes to devoting themselves to their near ones. They are impeccable when it comes to investing emotionally to the other's concerns. Unfortunately, men lack that."
Lesson No: 10: Kill that ego
They'll definitely find this one hard to digest. After all, they think they're always right!
Actress Juhi Babbar says, "It's high time they realised that they are dependent upon their wives and mothers. So, better kill that ego and love each other for whatever roles God has made us."

Rgds & Luv
Umesh Bhatt
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Everything Happens For A Reason

Whatever your cross,
Whatever your pain,
There will always be sunshine,
After the rain...
Perhaps you may stumble,
Perhaps even fall,
But God's always ready,
To answer your call...
He knows every heartache,
Sees every tear,
A word from His lips,
Can calm every fear...
Your sorrows may linger,
Throughout the night,
But suddenly vanish,
In dawn's early light...
The Savior is waiting,
Somewhere above,
To give you His grace,
And send you His love...
Whatever your cross,
Whatever your pain,
"God always sends rainbows...
After the rain..."
To get out of difficulty, one must usually go through it!
After all everything happens for a Reason? Even me posting .. Don't ask me why and how?.

Rgds N Love

Umesh

Monday, May 10, 2010

Class Room _ The Mayonnaise Jar


The Mayonnaise Jar

When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.A professor stood before his philosophy class And had some items in front of him.When the class began, wordlessly,He picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jarand proceeded to fill it with golf balls.He then asked the students, if the jar was full.They agreed that it was.The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and pouredthem into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.Of course, the sand filled up everything else.He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
'Now,' said the professor, as the laughter subsided,
'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things - family, children, health, Friends and Favorite passions. Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, Your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, house and car.
The sand is everything else --The small stuff.'If you put the sand into the jar first,' He continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.The same goes for life..If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
So...Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play With your children.Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner.
There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.'Take care of the golf balls first --The things that really matter.Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.'One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.The professor smiled... 'I'm glad you asked'.It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem,there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend!!Please share this with other "Golf Balls" I just did......

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

I Want To Go Back To The Time...

I Want To Go Back To The Time
When INNOCENCE Was NATURAL,Not FAKE.
When GETTING HIGH Meant On A SWING,Not PROMOTIONS.
When DRINKING Meant RASNA ORANGE,Not BEERS Or WHISKEYS.
When DAD Was The Only HERO,Not DEPP Or TOM.
When LOVE Was MOM’S HUG,Not The GIRL-FRIENDS’.
When DAD’S SHOULDER Was The HIGHEST PLACE On The Earth,Not Your DESIGNATION.
When Your WORST ENEMIES Were Your SIBLINGS,Not Your MANAGER.
When The Only Thing That Could HURT Were BLEEDING KNEES,Not The TEARS Falling Down Your Cheeks.
When The Only Things BROKEN Were TOYS,Not The DYING HEARTS.
And When GOOD-BYES Meant TILL TOMORROW,Not For YEARS & YEARS

Life Has Changed A Lot. And The People Too.But The Thing Is That We Don’t Want To Accept It!

Regards
Umesh Bhatt

Monday, February 1, 2010

Management Lessons

Three Management Lessons Lesson Number One ::
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Number Two : A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy. "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Number Three : A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard he bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

Management Lessons: 1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

With Love
Umesh Bhatt

Thursday, January 28, 2010